I am no longer fat. Perhaps I used to be but please allow me to remind you that you also used to be younger and less wise. These things have changed and in this case it was through concerted effort rather than the inevitable passage of time.
It took work and the product of gained wisdom, that I cannot be all things. Eating with reckless abandon was fun and fitting into tighter clothing is more fun. I made my choice then followed through with a plan.
To all who would, please stop talking about how I once was, lest I begin to recollect how you once were.